What movies have not aged well?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Octopussy

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

How Long Of A Ride Is Mario Kart World? - Kotaku

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

What happens if someone fills up their car at the pump but leaves without paying? How is this situation typically handled?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Diamonds Are Forever

What shouldn't you Google?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Goldfinger

Live and Let Die

If people in the UK hate Trump so much, why does he own golf courses there?

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-All the bad guys are black.

Dr No

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

A View to a Kill

What is your most intimate experience with your best friend?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

You Only Live Twice

I am glad you enjoyed my pictures. Do you have any photos to share?

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-J W Pepper

-”Ah so!”

Why is squid ink safe to eat, while skunk spray is not? What makes the two liquids different from each other?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

In what circumstances might a chaperone be appropriate for a medical examination?

Moonraker

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”She is very sexyful!”

Dear atheist, do you realise that there is a God watching over you who will one day judge and condemn you for every wrong thing you have said and done before casting you into the lake of fire?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Are you able to lie, even though you have Aspergers?

The Man with the Golden Gun